QUESTION: Drew, you're the guitar player for Chilli Willi. Can you tell us what you want to be if you grow up?

DREW: I've always dreamed about being an Air Traffic Controller in Hawaii.

QUESTION: Where is your favorite place to run around naked?

DREW: In the woods . . . in the winter.

QUESTION: Now that you're famous, Drew, if you could say one thing to the girls who laughed at you in high school, what would it be?

DREW: I'd walk right up to them and say, "Why are you still laughing?"