QUESTION: Russell, you're the Drummer for Chilli Willi. Have you ever thought about what you'd like to become if you grow up?

RUSSELL: Stand-Up Comic.

QUESTION: Where is your favorite place to run around naked.

RUSSELL: Somewhere near the Penny Slots in Blackhawk.

QUESTION: Now that you're famous, Russell, if you could say one thing to the girls who laughed at you in high school, what would it be?

RUSSELL: "He-llo. "

QUESTION: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

RUSSELL: Retired, back home in Trinadad, Rub-a-dubbing to da Reggae Beat.